To infinity and beyond! Sort of

Buzz Lightyear's "to infinity and beyond!" line is uttered around here, in its varying forms, at least 25 times a day. Sawyer says, "to intimity and blond!" Ridge says, "to eggfinity hat be on!" Sawyer can't step off a crack in the sidewalk without jumping with two feet and exclaiming, "to intimity and BLOOOND!!!"

Happy Birthday Abraham Ham Slam

Ridge just informed me that today is his other Dad's birthday. Abe is 15! He and the mom are staying home from school and work to play. Ridge is giving him toys and "those fish candy that you like, mom. I like those too. (pause) I guess I like all candies."


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The Sandlotters

Ridge's "other dad

Is named Abraham Ham Slam.
Sawyer's is Mr Taterhead.

Ridge often speaks of his other parents and residences...not in an angry way, more of an imagination thing. Sawyer is just piling on.


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Driving by CC Young, the old folks home under construction by our house.

R: can we go see our new house when it's done?
Me: that place is for old people like Scooter Grandma.
R: and you?

Nice!

He also said he is three minutes from hungry. Huh?


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Poop King

Ridge was walking his "dog," which is a microphone pulled by its cord, and told me that he was going to collect the dog's poop and take it to the doggy doctor. Oh my! He is scarred if even the microphone dog is suspected of having the intestinal virus (which has long been eradicated from this house).

Speaking of poop, because isn't that what we do here?, the boys are fighting for the title of "Poop King." Sawyer uses his little potty, and then they fight over who will dump it.

Ridge: "I'm Poop King!"
Sawyer: "NOOOOO! I Poop King!"

That sounds all fine and good...like it might be helpful. But they tend to slosh along the way and Sawyer's been known to dump it without first putting the lid up. Sheesh.