Mastertating

Sawyer is all kinds of obsessed with being a ninja these days. Like all Eastern arts, this involves meditating. He sits cross legged, hands on knees, palms facing up, eyes closed. (I can't imagine these are long sessions.) Tere caught him in (in)action yesterday and asked him if he was meditating. He no, "I am mastertating." (This is apparently what ninja masters do, as opposed to the everyday pedestrian ninja!) Hmmmm....???